This weeks Raw starts off with John Cena coming to the ring and giving a very boring speech about how he was raised and challenging Batista to come out to the ring so they can settle their differences, Batista comes out and there’s some seriously boring talk between the 2 which ends up in them agreeing to fight each other tonight.
Shane McMahon comes out and says that there’s a new general manager on Raw which he’ll introduce us to later on. He also says that Cena and Batista won’t face each other tonight but will instead be tag team partners against J.B.L and Kane.
First match: Kelly Kelly & D-lo Brown Vs Beth Phoenix & Santino Marella
Santino pins Kelly Kelly.
After the match Santino and Beth have an awkward kiss again.
VERDICT: 0/5 A stupid match. Santino was entertaining as usual but still a stupid match!
Second match:Jerry Lawler & Hacksaw JIm Duggan Michael Cole Vs Team Priceless
Lillian Garcia announces that the new general manager has changed the match. Instead of teaming with Jim Duggan, Jerry Lawler will be teaming with Michael Cole!
Cody Rhodes pins Michael Cole.
VERDICT: 0/5 This was dumb and boring to watch! The only good bit was when Michael Cole punched Cody Rhodes! Rubbish!
Mike Adamle replaces Michael Cole at the announce table saying that he got a cal to turn up on Raw.
Jamie Noble and Layla are in the ring and Jamie Noble says that he challenged Kofi Kingston to a match earlier on today so he can beat him and prove to Layla what a man he is!
Third match: Kofi Kingston Vs Jamie Noble
Kofi Pins Noble.
VERDICT: 0/5 Pretty much just a squash match! Rubbish!!
This is a seriously shitty Raw so far!
Forth match: CM Punk Vs William Regal
CM Punk pins Regal after hitting the Go to sleep.
After the match J.B.L and Kane come in to the ring and stare at each other!
VERDICT: 0/5 Another shit match!
There’s adverts every 10 minutes!!! It’s sooo annoying!!!
Jerichos Highlight Reel: Chris Jericho & Lance Cade.
Jericho and Cade talk about how great Chris Jericho is.
VERDICT: 0/5 Bloody hell! This was so boring I went to get a cup of coffee in the middle of it!
J.R. comes down to the announce table saying that he got a call that he had to be on Raw.
Fifth match: Mickie James Vs Jillian Hall
Mickie pins Jillian after a DDT.
After the match Katie Lea Attacks Mickie James, grabs a mic and says that was for the new general manager who ever it is.
VERDICT: 1/5 Typical diva action but the best thing of the night so far by miles!
Sixth match: J.B.L & Kane Vs Batista & John Cena
John Cena pins Kane after hitting the FU.
VERDICT: 1/5 Pretty good match. Wasn’t really paying much attention to it though!
Shane McMahon comes out and announces that the new general manager is Mike Adamle!
Admle gets in to the ring and says that at Summerslam it’ll be John Cena Vs Dave Batista!
OVERALL VERDICT: 0/5 This was the worst Raw I’ve seen for a long time! Totally boring throughout and Mike Admle becoming the new Raw GM sucks donkey balls! The biggest anti climax ever! I wish I didn’t watch this shit!
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