First match: Shawn Michaels Vs Mr. Kennedy
Shawn Michaels wins after hitting sweet chin music
VERDICT: 3/5 Great match! These two guys always entertain when they fight. It was a good back and forth match with lot’s of action!
Backstage: Randy Orton is protesting to Vince Mcmahon saying that he won’t shake Matt Hardys hand after he tried to end his career last week. Vince says he has to!
Second match: Beth Phoenix Vs Mickie James
Beth Phoenix wins
VERDICT: 1/5 Usual Diva match. Pretty boring! Beth Phoenix seems to get sexier every week tho!
Backstage: Todd Grisham interviews Triple H about how he thinks his opponent tonight will be. Triple H says he doesn’t care who his opponent is! It was a bit of a dumb question really! Did anyone think he would say something diffrent?
Third match: Finlay & Hornswoggle Vs The Highlanders
Hornswoggle gets the pin after the tadpole splash.
1/5 It wasn’t really a match, more of a bit of comedy break. Finlay fought the match and Hornswoggle did his usual messing around. He bit of of the highlanders fingers and kicked the other one of the ring apron. Good entertainment tho!
Chris Jericho is in the ring with a microphone and is all business. He’s not joking around this week which is a it of a shame because he doesn’t do serious very well! He says after J.B.L looked in to the camera last week and said to Jerichos kids that their daddy is a coward, his son looked at him and asked him if he’s a coward. Very boring segment! Chris Jericho should stick to being funny!
Backstage: Vince Mcmahon is telling Jeff Hardy he has to shake Randy Ortons hand tonight. Jeff says “don’t worry Vince, I’ll make sure i go out there and give every body something to talk about!” If anyone else said that i wouldn’t care but when Jeff Hardy says it i get excited!
Forth match: Brian Kendrick Vs Umaga (Royal Rumble qualifier)
Umaga wins. What a shock!
0/5 This was a dumb match! I’d like to have seen Brian Kendrick put up a decent fight against Umaga but it never happened! Umaga destroyed him!
Backstage: Maria goes up to a crying Mickie James and asks what’s wrong. Mickie James is crying because no matter what she does she can’t beat The Glamazon Beth Phoenix. Ooo boo hoo! Then Ashlee and Santino Marrela appear on the scene and Santino says to Ashlee ” i know what your going to say and the answer is thank you, but no thank you! I don’t want you to buy me a subscription to Playboy magazine. Why should i buy a cow when someone will let me milk them for free!” Obivously hinting at the fact that Maria will be appearing in Playboy in March. Santino Marrela is funny!
Fifth match: Carlito Vs Hard Core Holly
Carlito wins by hitting the back stabber after a distraction by Santino Marrela.
VERDICT: 0/5 Rubish! These two could have had a good match but it never happened this week!
Sixth match: Triple H Vs …. (Over the top rope gauntlet Royal Rumble qualifier)
After Triple H enters the ring William Regal comes out and says that this is going to be an over the top rope gauntlet match and that Triple H must throw each of the men over the top rope to qualify to the Rumble, but if he gets thrown out then he’s out of the Royal Rumle.
Triple H Vs Snitzky.
Triple H clotheslines Snitzky over the rope.
Verdict: 0/5 Boring! Next!
Triple H Vs Mark Henry
Triple holds on to the top rope when Mark Henry charges towards his and over he goes!
VERDICT: 0/5 No comment!
Triple H Vs William Regal
Triple H throws William Regal out of the ring
VERDICT: 0/5 That whole thing was a giant boring waste of time!!
Vince Mcmhaon comes to the ring, then Randy Orton comes to the ring then Jeff Hardy comes to the ring. It’s handshake time.
Randy Orton says that underestimated Jeff but although he won’t win the title at the Royal Rumble he’s earned his respect.
Jeff hardy says that he doesn’t care about earning Ortons respect! He didn’t do a 30 foot swanton on him to impress him, he did it do hurt him and he’ll do what ever it takes to become WWE champion. He then says if he want’s to shake hands with people he respects then Orton has a long line to wait in because he respects alot of people more than him!
Jeff then goes out of the ring and shakes hands with J.R, Jerry Lawler, Lillian Garcia then heads in to the crowd and starts shaking hands with the fans. He heads back to the ring and Orton who isn’t amused puts his hand out for Jeff to shake it but instead Jeff gives him a twist of fate!
OVERALL VERDICT: 1/5 Once again Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton made the show! It was a boring waste of 2 hours till they came on!































































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