WWE Great American Bash - Long Island, New York - 20-70-08

First match: The Miz & John Morrison Vs Hawkins & Ryder Vs Jesse & Festus Vs Finlay & Hornswoggle (tag team fatal 4 way for the tag team championship)

Curt Hawkins pinned Jesse.

VERDICT: 2/5 Pretty cool match! Fast paced and lots of action. I’m glad Hawkins & Ryder won too. They were the team I would have bet money wouldn’t win! The great American bash is off to a good start I’d say!

Second match: Matt Hardy Vs Shelton Benjamin (united states championship match)

Shelton Benjamin pinned Matt Hardy after hitting his finisher move.

VERDICT: 1/5 A fast paced match with lots of near pins and counter moves. I don’t know exactly what it was that let this match down but I found it pretty boring! Not as entertaining as it should have been!

Third match: Mark Henry Vs Tommy Dreamer (ECW championship match)

Mark Henry pins Tommy Dreamer after Colin Delaney turned on Tommy.

VERDICT: 0/5 Just a squash match! I was really hoping Tommy Dreamer would somehow win this match but it never happened! Crap!

Forth match: Chris Jericho Vs Shawn Michaels

Chris Jericho won because the referee stopped the match because Shawn Michaels was being murdered and bleeding badly from his eye.

VERDICT: 0/5 Utter crap! Shawn Michaels got his ass kicked from the start of the match on wards! Apart from a tiny flurry in the middle of the match this was just a total waste of time! Michaels should retire! All he ever does now a days is get his head kicked in! Booooo!

Backstage: J.R asks Edge how he feels about what happened on Friday night. Edge says that he has no personal life left and that he’s going to get revenge on Triple H by taking his championship away from him.

Fifth match: Michelle McCool Vs Natalya (women’s championship match)

Michelle McCool makes Natalya tap out with a Brazilian heel hook.

VERDICT: 0/5 Yawn! What a crap match! Another waste of time!

Chris Jericho comes out and tells people to keep their ticket stubs and frame them because they’re from the night that Shawn Michaels had his last match. Apparently Shawn has a detached retina. Jericho says it just goes to show that some times the good guys win.

Sixth match: CM Punk Vs Batista (WWE championship match)

This ended in a double disqualification because Kane came out and kicked both guys asses!

Kane then shouted “is he alive or is he dead” before he kicked a camera man unconscious!

After all that Batista went back in to the ring and Batista bombed CM Punk.

VERDICT: 1/5 The match had a slow methodical pace to it and was pretty good! It’s a pity Kane came out and ruined it! Having said that I’m loving this demented Kane. It’s like the Kane of the old days.

Seventh match: J.B.L Vs John Cena (parking lot brawl)

J.B.L wins after throwing John Cena on to a car wind shield and pinning him.

VERDICT: 0/5 This match was mind numbingly dumb, and boring to go along with it! There was a car set on fire, forklifts, car crashes and balls shocked with jumper leads. WWE is turning it to Dallas! Dallas was better than this though! Total and utter shit!

Eighth match: Edge Vs Triple H (WWE heavy weight championship)

The wedding planner came out to the ring then Vicky Guererro came out and clothes lined her outside the ring. Then they started fighting in the ring and Edge accidentally speared Vicky.

Triple H pins a distracted Edge after hitting the pedegree.

VERDICT: 0/5 Oh dear oh dear oh dear! The match wasn’t that good anyway, but the farce of the planner and Vicky coming out ruined everything! A pathetic way to finish what was a poor match anyway!

OVERALL VERDICT: 0/5 What a shit event this was! It started out reasonably well but got stupidly bad very quick! There was nothing worth seeing here! If you didn’t pay for this I applaud you for not wasting your money.